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The life and times of Refurb the three-legged cat

A brief conversation with Refurb.

…She’s a terrible listener.

How to make sure the humans know it’s dinner time:
1. Scream
2. Don’t stop
3. Don’t ever stop
4. This is your life now

How to make sure the humans know it’s dinner time:

1. Scream

2. Don’t stop

3. Don’t ever stop

4. This is your life now

You win this battle, inanimate ball of floof.

You win this battle, inanimate ball of floof.

(Source: refurbthecat)

Working theory: she can fire lasers from her eyes, but refuses to while I’m around. Plausible deniability and all that.

Working theory: she can fire lasers from her eyes, but refuses to while I’m around. Plausible deniability and all that.

"…And they have a family photo on top of their VCR where they’re all looking slightly to the left… The camera is right in front of you. But I guess something happened to the left… that made everybody happy!" - Mitch Hedberg

"…And they have a family photo on top of their VCR where they’re all looking slightly to the left… The camera is right in front of you. But I guess something happened to the left… that made everybody happy!" - Mitch Hedberg

Wait for it… Wait for it……..

Wind tunnel test results: is not aerodynamically stable.

Wind tunnel test results: is not aerodynamically stable.

My will says to bury her with me if she kills me. It’s the only reason I’m still alive.

My will says to bury her with me if she kills me. It’s the only reason I’m still alive.

refurbthecat:

The noisiest loaf in all the land.


MeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeow

refurbthecat:

The noisiest loaf in all the land.

MeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeow

The noisiest loaf in all the land.

The noisiest loaf in all the land.

2 ears, 1 up

2 ears, 1 up

I’m gonna mess you up

"Hey boss, I’m just calling to let you know that I won’t make it into work today."
…
"Sick? No, I feel fine. My dog looks sad, though."

"Hey boss, I’m just calling to let you know that I won’t make it into work today."

"Sick? No, I feel fine. My dog looks sad, though."